Monday, October 13, 2008

Welcome to America

Where strange questions are better than intellectual conversations and the internet is your only source for meat flavored chewing gum.

It's strange what people come to me with, asking me the weirdest questions. But I love it, so keep them coming. Everything from nickel allergy and a strange rash to what the contents of high frustose corn syrup are.

Makes for some ridiculous conversations.


Ive decided to invest in scarves for the time being, seeing as how many people these days are flaunting them this way and that. Bought a few, made some, and have no money for anything else. (By the way...Amazon is my best friend when looking for sweet deals).

Recent findings on Craigslist:
- a truckbed of avocados
- a set of old dusty windows
- concrete chunks
- a door handle (conveniently priced at $55.99)
- pumpkins, gourds, and half a maraca
- chopsticks collection (for every ocassion...)
- "Wigs for Pigs" poster (apparently that movement never took with the general public)

And that's just for Monday. Craigslist is how I discovered that penguin suits were still a fashion statement, and that green fedoras are worn not only by short people in HAZMAT suits. Haha.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

now i'm not much of a blog reader and before finding yours, i had never actually sat down and read through the whole thing.

.. but this isn't bad :)

i like the funny stories and random things that you can dig up.

keep on writing!